#mommyswears

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(@mamajavacoffee)

2 Days 9 Hours Ago

When you're caffeinated AF, you're ready to take on the day || 📷 @boundlessbeautyxoxo . What's on your to-do list today? I have SECOND GRADE orientation for my oldest. I feel kinda sad. And definitely old. 😕 . . . . . #momneedscoffee #coffeemom #mamaneedscoffee #mamajava #mamajavacoffee #tiredaf #mommylife #thatmomlife #realmomlife #motherhoodunfiltered #realmoms #momstruggles #momstatus #momhumor #mommyswears #ohshit #motherhooduncensored #instamoms #scarymommy #momtruth #tellitlikeitis

(@davis4customcreations)

5 Days 3 Hours Ago

almost done another “Moms Shit List” sign. #woodsigns #nsmade #mommyswears #customcrafts #customsigns #nscrafters

(@mamajavacoffee)

6 Days 8 Hours Ago

Day 4 of our vacation and let's just say I am SO THANKFUL for the tiny coffee machine we brought on this trip, lol! 🙌 . What is everyone drinking this morning? We brought a bag of The Hustle with us because, well, road trips call for extra caffeine 😉 . . . . . #mamaneedscoffee #mamajava #mamajavacoffee #tiredaf #thatmomlife #realmomlife #motherhoodunfiltered #realmoms #momstruggles #momstatus #momhumor #mommyswears #ohshit #motherhooduncensored #instamoms #momtruth #tellitlikeitis #parenthood_moments #stopdropandmom #theycallmemama #ohheymama #imomsohard #positivevibes #igmom #parentsirl #howyouglow #honestlyparents #bestofmom #momminainteasy #badmomsclub

(@superjacque12)

9 Days Ago

Give me all the coffee! Pour it over ice. Give me a big straw. 🥤 ☕ 🍵 Link in my bio.

(@mamajavacoffee)

10 Days 2 Hours Ago

Coffee. Because vacations with kids are work... 📷 @lmfantin . Who’s road trippin’ this week? 🙋🏻‍♀️ what’s your best survival tip when vacationing with the kiddos? . . . . . #momneedscoffee #coffeemom #mamaneedscoffee #mamajava #mamajavacoffee #tiredaf #mommylife #thatmomlife #realmomlife #motherhoodunfiltered #realmoms #momstruggles #momstatus #momhumor #mommyswears #ohshit #motherhooduncensored #instamoms #scarymommy #momtruth #tellitlikeitis

(@sippycupofwhine)

10 Days 24 Hours Ago

P A R E N T I N G F A I L...so the baby (now almost 2.5) has decided on his own (after much discouraging) that he is ready to potty train. Won’t wear a diaper most days and truly, is doing a fabulous job. However, this meant our trip to the movies was sans diaper. Before the film had even begun, he had asked to go to the bathroom no less than 5 times with no reward to show for it. This of course frustrated me. So, movie starts and I look over and he is standing up squatting. I rushed over to scoop him up and run him to the bathroom. Once we arrived I discovered I was too late. Poop everywhere. Now if that wasn’t bad enough, apparently (unbeknownst to me) I was muttering “fuck, fuck, fuck” all the way to the toilet. And now, my sweet, innocent little baby does too. Every time he announces he has to pee, he strips down, hand on backside and runs to the toilet shouting my favorite F word on repeat. Today this happened at swim lessons. #fml #parentingfail #fuck #pottytraining #momfail #oops #badmoms #myfavoritefword #outthemouthsofbabes

(@mamajavacoffee)

17 Days 3 Hours Ago

LOL! Oh how @themotheroctopus gets me... this was *literally* me yesterday in the tiny ass bathroom at the zoo 😒⠀ .⠀ What's the WORST place you had to take your kids to the bathroom?⠀ .⠀ Mine has got to be the portapotty at the air show this summer. 🙊⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #mamajava #mamajavacoffee #tiredaf #mommylife #thatmomlife #realmomlife #motherhoodunfiltered#realmoms #momstruggles #momstatus #momhumor #mommyswears #ohshit #motherhooduncensored #instamoms #momtruth #tellitlikeitis #momsirl #momcommunity #momtruth #survivingmotherhood #ohheymama #modernmama #beingamom

(@mamajavacoffee)

22 Days 6 Hours Ago

No. 2 and no. 3 are on constant repeat, with maybe a couple more no. 1's thrown in there throughout your life just to make shit extra hard 🤷 . Be sure to follow @macgyveringmom22 because she's got the *funniest* feed! . . . . . #mamaneedscoffee #mamajava #mamajavacoffee #tiredaf #thatmomlife #realmomlife #motherhoodunfiltered #realmoms #momstruggles #momstatus #momhumor #mommyswears #ohshit #motherhooduncensored #instamoms #momtruth #tellitlikeitis #parenthood_moments #stopdropandmom #theycallmemama #ohheymama #imomsohard #positivevibes #igmom #parentsirl #howyouglow #honestlyparents #bestofmom #momminainteasy #badmomsclub

(@msnilwar)

22 Days 21 Hours Ago

Don’t say I never taught him anything. . . . #mommyswears #curses #toddler #repeatafterme #oldmacdonald #momlife #dammit #singing #songsforkids

(@zerotofamily_in60seconds)

25 Days 8 Hours Ago

🙌🙌this exact thing may or may not of actually happened last night! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ . . #momlife #mommyblogger #share #goforit #mommylife #lifestyle #mommyswears #fword #happyhumpday🐫

(@mamajavacoffee)

27 Days 6 Hours Ago

Here’s to Mom Fuel on Monday’s || 📷 @aishadoss . What's everyone starting their week off with this morning? For me it's a travel size cup of The Hustle to kickstart my day 🙌 . . . . . #momneedscoffee #coffeemom #mamaneedscoffee #mamajava #mamajavacoffee #tiredaf #mommylife #thatmomlife #realmomlife #motherhoodunfiltered #realmoms #momstruggles #momstatus #momhumor #mommyswears #momfuel #motherhooduncensored #instamoms #momtruth #tellitlikeitis #momtogs

(@superjacque12)

28 Days 9 Hours Ago

Since I can't remember the last time I was able to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, I've decided to embrace my #momlife and turn to Mama Java! This group of coffee-roasting mamas seriously gets me, and my struggle with drinking a hot cup of coffee. Their #momlife roast is made for moms who inevitably leave their cup sitting, and want to come back to a cup that actually still tastes GOOD! Check 'em out! Link in my bio!